California and West Virginia are the same colour.

Sounds like a perfect time to introduce the all new Trump Phone 2.

If only I wasnt so lazy, and had all these pesky morals.

This image always upsets me. I really don’t think Ronnie O’Sullivan deserves this treatment. At least not that I know of.

You clearly havent.

Multiple guns apparently. Past the secret service with metal detectors.

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Password same, thanks.

I’ll sell you my how-to guide for £99.99

There’s a guy in the whitehouse in the us that does this, and they call him ‘mr president’. At least to his face, at any rate.

Fuck, I’d draw random dick movements with my mouse for that kind of money.

Why would you kill your own troops?

Same reason Russia is? It certainly looks like theyre being depleted on purpose.

Gosh. I would never have thought it.

Uncle Ruckus should not be a judge.

Yup, let’s go with the guy that says UFOs are demons. Good idea.

What.

I know, I’ll try opening this one.

Oh. Thanks.

There really should be an American flag over Scotland in that one.

Princely Just envious of our lovely giant oled displays.

Ops about to get rich off that fat sticker money.

Time speeds up at the poles.