Did you call him a douche?

You should have

He already did it before with Venezuela

Bahahaha

“Jeffery Epstein? The New York financier?”

Gave him a Starlight Tour https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saskatoon_freezing_killings?wprov=sfla1

Slavery is explicitly illegal in all cases in Colorado

Colorado already has limited qualified immunity

Under Colorado Senate Bill 20-217, qualified immunity is not a defense to the civil action, and officers may be liable for up to $25,000 for knowingly unlawful actions. If the peace officer’s employer determines the officer did not act upon a good faith and reasonable belief that the action was lawful, then the peace officer is personally liable for 5 percent of the judgment (up to $25,000). A public entity does not have to indemnify a peace officer if the peace officer was convicted of a criminal violation for the conduct from which the claim arises.

Because of the depression Denver sits in, and the mountains and valleys that surround it, for a brief time a few years ago during wildfires Denver had the worst air quality on the planet

Can ram prices go down then?

And “I plead the 5th”

After I installed nextdns the only ads on YouTube I get are for pizza and Prager ‘U’

violin sting

Happened to my girlfriend. She was back to working in a doughnut shop after it was closed for cleaning a few days, when a reporter burst in the back with a camera crew. She said the shop had the lowest health score in Colorado Springs and how she felt being open again. All she could think was ‘I just fucking work here.’

Don’t say that!

Almond milk has been called almond milk for centuries upon centuries. That’s what the drink is called. Because it’s from almonds. And it looks like milk. Almond milk.

Also your last paragraph undercuts your entire point. You know that hot dogs are not dogs. Ironically hot dogs were named that because they originally were made from dog meat in Germany, back when that was more common.

Hahaha

Zuck always looks like a damn android

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/wenn_das_der_Führer_wüsste#German

Actual insanity