That was a really great read. Thank you.

As many as you want; the est practice is to link to your other accounts in the profile, though.

Well, the do say pried cometh before the fall.

I don’t mean to pry, but was it a crow bar?

it’s just what he had

lion around

He was shopping for eggs?

“Oh, but they had Pepsi?”

In return, I tended to take the piss.

I’m loving Rule 12, oughtta be the norm everywhere

My problem is I forget how many I’ve already eaten and end up with four or five.

Can you even make a Tolkein effort?

That’s really cool! I’d sub if I wasn’t trying to keep my feed text-only. I appreciate what you’re trying to do, though.

and now I’m right bee side her

only good memories, I promise

Heeeeeey I know you!

I don’t care if lemmy is a platform that everyone wants to use. I care that it’s a platform I want to use.

or banana catsup, pomegranate molasses, any kind of yucateco… does OP even have taste buds? IDK

Hell I’ll take $20mil for both and buy my testosterone.

Forever 36 is really not that bad. I’d take it over forever 18.

No, because I’m broke.