The supremacy clause of the Constitution means that the federal government is not required to obey local zoning laws.

I’m assuming that by “president” you’re actually referring to Putin.

I dunno. I suspect they are a bunch of mouth-breathers, so you might need to add the requirement that they be making some sort of stupid noise too.

is there a way to force a party change?

Primary

None of you people appreciate how difficult it was to find people who met President Pedophile’s requirements.

They actually all had to be more stupid and incompetent than him.

Do you realize how much that limits the application pool?

I see headlines like this as if everyone with a functional brain didn’t already know this.

Yeah but the guys who stole my religion were being guided by the real God!

i went on a really fascinating rabbit hole

Just posting to say that I initially read that as “i went on a really fascinating rabbi hole”

Say what you want, but their effigy-burning commitment is absolutely top notch.

They build a fucking statue that any Baal-worshiper would be thrilled to have in their home and then burn it.

That statue is awesome. Blows Banksy’s picture-shredder out of the water.

I’m just wondering if they contracted the statue out to some artist without sharing their plans.

“You did what with it? Dude, that took me fifteen fucking months. MY WIFE LEFT ME!!!”

As a general rule, the darker the better.

This isn’t the first time I’ve heard that.

The best and brightest don’t work there anymore.

You wrote that like a question instead of a statement of what the goal clearly is.

I’m also one of those rare souls with a defined-benefit pension, so it will be Fancy Feast for me!

I will be so happy eating cat food years from now knowing that I was more prepared than the average person.

Looking forward to President Pedophile bitching because he didn’t get any medals.

Because the police aren’t the slaves, they’re the overseers.

I keep getting left off jury duty by honestly answering the question about whether I would give less weight to a cops testimony because they’re a cop.

I suppose if there’s ever a civil jury trial that doesn’t involve a police testimony, I might serve in a jury.

A bit of a shame because I don’t mind being on a jury. I’m not trying to get out of it. I’m just being honest.

Sad watching pouring water on crying kids’ eyes.

I thought you were supposed to use milk.

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Oh no. We must stop this threat to democracy that hasn’t already happened yet.

Thank God democracy hasn’t already been undermined for years.