I’ve literally seen code that does something awfully similar. But you could have used an Enumeration.

Fuck, I think you just gave me an idea for an issue in my code that has bugged me for days.

Upvote for using Scala.

But does it do everything in anonymous functions and lambdas?

Scala user unite! There are dozens of us, dozens!

let there = "light"

You have now given me the nightmare of a touchscreen gear shifter.

\pi

Hard to do as those functions are often limits and need infinite function applications. I’m telling you, math.PI is a finite lie!

Call me when you found a way to encode transcendental numbers.

easy and fast to use.

It just isn’t, if you don’t already have an account with them. And even then, I personally find ich horrible to use.

Wireless headphones have to be charged so often, it’s just annoying. Good old trusty wired headphones never need to be charged.

I’ve never understood string physics.

Fear not, there are also extreme political discussions.

Since mastodon and lemmy are federated, could one have postet the mastodon toot directly?

And you know they’ll try to clip its wings, make its output advertiser friendly.

Ubuntu really makes it hard to keep liking it. They keep pushing bullshit like snap.

Still have those CDs. Getting a package from South Africa was exciting.

Have a look at NotePad++, it even has regex-search.

Wrong.

Yea, you lost me at “blockchain”.