Are you crazy? Who will shoot the guns then??

He’s buddy buddy with republicans who pretend to have values. He just explained it

Ok, but who’s gonna play golf and cheat on their wife at Coldplay concerts??

Acid, lava, oil on fire, hungry rats. Anything, really.

The dripping is all yellow and it smells a little funky

Gonorrhea 🍆 🍑

Wait

Stick the other end in someone’s butthole and, boom, you got the e-human centipede!

That’s what I’ve been saying!

Ugh, dude, that’s the joke

Yeah, but my joke is that they both sound the same :P

Others pass away and make the world a better place

If we wanna talk about genocide we should talk about Ukraine killing ethnic Russian speakers in its borders prior to the Russian invasion.

Do you mean the 9 people who were executed and later misreported? Are you seriously comparing that to mass killings of millions of people and endless war?

Like I said, cynical and disingenuous.

Let me guess, the ones out on the streets protesting for world peace? How cynical and disingenuous can you be.

There are two Americas in that country and I’m rooting for the better half.

Never bought into the whole America #1. Maybe in the Olympics.

Anyway, good luck, 'Murica. Time to fight or die for realsies.

Bottoms up, bois!

I don’t get where you got that he was being admired for being an alleged workaholic. I’m pretty sure most of not everyone on Lemmy sees that as a bad thing.

Always the ones you suspect the most

Breathe less 💁

Awesome! I can’t wait for the US to kick itself in the nuts… again.

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