You couldn’t have posted this before dinner??

Probably, yes, but I still love you

I’m on vacation off the coast of Spain specifically for this! Excited!

Oh look, something new for these mushed-up-turds-masquerading-as-people to fuck with.

Saving this for when I get outdoor sensors integrated with HA. I applaud your efforts here! My smart thermostat is as dumb as a bag of rocks and I need something like this. Thanks for sharing!

Everyone in my family does this. They send you the ashes when they’re done. I’m not sure of the price, but it’s trivial. Shipping and handling mostly.

There’s no way to scientifically measure faith or miracles as you’re describing. Saying “miracles do heal a lot” is an absurdly meaningless statement.

On the other hand, there is some evidence that people don’t work as hard at their own recovery when they believe people are praying for them, so believing in mumbo jumbo can actually hurt you.

“We’re okay with that.”

• Trump, Musk, et al.

They hiring?

You don’t know me!!

If I were Trump I’d sell bottled algae-infused paint-peel “reflectivizing” Patriot Water to all my loyal supporters

I think it’s neat

I hate needles, so when I donated blood the other day, my mate used this logic to psych me up, lol. “Just think of all the PFAS you’re clearing out!”

I’m sure that’ll get my blood clean

Literally nobody is making that argument

I gotta admit, I didn’t have “Kyle Rittenhouse hospitalized following bite from venomous spider” on my 2026 Bingo card. Lack of imagination, I guess.

Block layer is the absolute tits

Yeah as I was reading this article I kept thinking “who the fuck lives in NYC and is eating Pizza Hut??”

Oh no! How will this affect the glorious Golden Dome project we’re all 100% sure is totally going to happen and isn’t a massive fraud and is, like, I can’t stress this enough, a totally real project that is very much needed???