Can we please impeach this fuckass alreafy

yeah, this guy would be pleased as punch that somebody is using his stuff. The only thing this guy cared about was his dog. and that dog is now with somebody who loves it just as much as he did.

Will do.

So long as it isnt around ice officers

Well for one they cant shoot their gloves like a normal tazer. The less shooting the better. Cannot wait for one of the nazis to accidentally electrocute themselves when taking a piss.

Hard agree

That is smart! Now I know how to fix my tooth brush when the time comes!

What a huge fucking chode.

I was set upon by fire ants while I was mowing. I’m glad the hose was nearby.

I was so excited but then I noticed Monday first.

☹️

Well then you’re fucked.

Maybe there’s A thing you can tell Siri to disable Face ID.

Depending on your skin color being pulled over is punishable by execution. It’s an easy way to disable it while handing it over if you have that chance.

If you have iOS you can disable it quickly by spamming the power button (button on right hand side of screen) 5 times.

I’m glad so many people are realizing (often far too late) that these cameras are easy to misuse and fucking terrible.

I did it! I made the list!

They’d just be at work in America.

More so tedious than hard. I had to buy treads, have Home Depot cut them to length ( I don’t have a saw for that), pry up the old step, clean out the space, wood putty the holes, wood glue the shit out of the step frame, place step, nail gun the shit out of it, then lather rinse repeat up and up and up. Until it’s time to sand and paint.

Lookin good so far!

That is dependent on my knees.

It’s soo good!