Fuck those goddamn fucks.

I hate how often I have to check if it’s The Onion.

I REALLY hate how often it’s not.

Technically the ABSOLUTE best case, in which Dems pick up every single Senate seat (which would probably translate to the requisite 2/3 in the House) they have the barest of margins to do so.

But then let’s talk about our Fetterman problem…

We shouldn’t have to feel so relieved that the law upheld, for now.

Wasn’t it the other way around? He was arrested for something else, I think like $70k wage theft, and while they were searching his house they found the $40M in gold?

Yes, I know how crazy that sounds.

I’m hearing that the FIFA Peace Prize just isn’t what it used to be.

Good, that’s the only thing those MAGAts even begin to understand.

Could he at least drift off walking down the steps of Air Force One? I need at least a LITTLE comeuppance.

It IS a mental illness!

Not the Chewbacca Defense!!!

I followed your reasoning and still think that.

Anyone else wake up each day hoping not to see a mushroom cloud on the morning news? Because for fucks sakes it’s too great a possibility nowadays.

They seem to think they have jurisdiction in AMERICAN CITIZENS’ HOUSES without a judicial warrant; surely foreign ships are considered gimmes.

Or vice versa

Dear god we’re still a few years out? Someone needs to step up that bitch’s supply of Big Macs.

Similar to updawg I’d assume.

Any way to report the bot accounts or does it even matter?

I’m sorry you’ve just now noticed. May want to take a look at Nov 2024-present.

No filibuster = SAVE America Act passes

Won’t that be a tell. If the guy that won’t shut up about anyone who has ever wrong him DOESN’T go off on this guy (kinda like the crickets in the guy that supposedly got his ear)?