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That was a wreck, start to finish.

YSK that it’s an initialism, not an acronym. An acronym is pronounced like a word, for example FIFA or NASA.

Cars do not grow. Don’t listen to this guy. My car is the same size as when I bought it.

Named after the Isle of Portland in Dorset

I’m just scrolling by and saw the Welsh. I know none of the others, so by a process of elimination, I know them all.

A German Shepherd took a shit on my lawn yesterday. I looked out again today and he’d come back with his dog.

Just let it bee.

Apparently it’s the gay man that takes it, not the gay man that gives it in Turkey. Wild.

Just like everyone else

Is there vaseline spread over this image?

I asked the Buddhist hot dog vendor to make me one with everything.

When I paid and asked for my change, he replied ‘change comes from within.’

Why is there a separate one for exiting an elevator when there’s one for exiting rooms below? Same principle

I’m not a subscriber and I could see the whole article

That’s just you putting thoughts in her head and words in her mouth.

Whilst she is a bitch, you can be in mourning for a long time and still find moments to laugh or be silly or whatever. There’s no set mourning period or level of mourning that’s deemed sufficient.

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Pussy Gestapo hiding behind a mask.

Not the guy who stepped calmly aside and executed her?

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