I bet it’s not available on Jupiter.

No no, the article says it’s mosquitos.

And replace them with AI 🧠🧠🧠

• taking the quality of political discourse from not great to flinging excrement at each other

• intentionally dividing society, making the two sides more hostile toward each other and making one part scapegoat for the other, to the point of overusing the word ‘traitor’

• gerrymandering done so extensively that he had to resort to explaining the problems with his very own creation to his voters, because the system magnifies the differences, giving you a 2/3 majority of the seats even by just winning 52%/40% (hence the radical change from government 2/3 to opposition 2/3 over one term).

• environmental damage to several areas due to covering up the failure of safety measures around various, newly built battery factories. Cadmium, cobalt and similarly dangerous substances seeping into the soil and groundwater.

• health care system neglected and severely underfunded (soap, toilet paper and/or seats missing from hospitals, workers underpaid, air con not working during the peak summer heat, staffing issues, etc.)

• education system kept underfunded and dumbed down to get more low skilled workers for the industry

There might be more, but all of the above will take several years (possibly >4 years) to undo, and global economy isn’t helping, either - all this after stealing stellar amounts of money and leaving an empty treasury for the next government. I don’t have high hopes for anyone trying to steer this back from disaster under just one term.

The bomb has been planted

Robort

speedruns

My name is Low Sleep Stress Coffee Cream Cheese Shit Hubert, and I live in a cave, and take 12 seconds to poop and 11 hours 59 minutes 48 seconds to wipe per working day and I am an outlier and should not be counted in the averaged data.

It was literally this time I realised that florida is actually a Spanish word (meaning something like flowery).

BMW drivers not signaling should get their car taken away.

BUT they want you to provide a photo ID, provide access to your location 24/7, and let them read your thoughts because they want to keep homeland security tight.

But a wide open pedo ring mail chain somehow eludes them.

a11y lmao

I was just thinking about ways to justify “have a ftp” server. The only defence I can think of is that they pronounce ‘ftp’ not as ‘eff-tee-pee’ but literally as ‘ftp’, a vowelless word.

It’s like this ancient joke about the kid that says he and his dad know the answer to every question.

I had to read the title twice because I didn’t understand how the height of a customer can affect their data security. 🇪🇺

I might not be in this picture, however, way too many times I get something similar where I can actually pinpoint why it reminds me of something seemingly unrelated, and it’s like 3-5 conceptual jumps away. It’s way too complicated and boring to explain, but it’s also awkward if I just say they are related.

For example, someone talking about ice hockey, which reminds me of Robin’s character from How I met your mother, or when she made a music clip called ‘Let’s go to the mall’, which reminds me of how sad it is that malls are not (that much of) a thing anymore. Do I explain how I remembered this story of a repurposed mall? Of course not, that would be silly. Do I just say it was an association chain? Nah. Is it awkward? It is.

Give back*!

I sent you my desktop layout, please respond

I didn’t expect it to be included, so I didn’t even check out the article - apparently it’s not 2GB of text, and it was indeed easy to find - thanks!

Doctors determined that Lotito also had a thick lining in his stomach and intestines which allowed his consumption of sharp metal without suffering injury.

Wow, now we’re both calling bullshit. Thick lining, my ass has thick lining.

Also, how did he CHEW that stuff? And by chew, I mean make sure it fits in his mouth AND doesn’t cut through his pink parts.