Why is there blood on the ground?

I like to imagine that Fred has a HOG, but never uses it because of a negative reaction he got from it one time. So he just remains abstinent, thinking nobody wants him.

Sounds like you need to up the intensity towards the end.

Jog or sprint the last 30 seconds. Get that blood pumping, and keep fucking that chicken.

Luckily that man is packing enough for us all

I know the answer to “has someone stuck their dick in that before” is always yes, BUT what I want to know is how many have.

I want to interview a man who got hornet stings on his dick.

I want that man to run the space force.

I want to semi-adopt an opossum someday. I want to chill on the deck with him while eating bratwursts.

BRO JOB BRO JOB

I’m just here for the perjury

Those 9/11 pants go HARD