I mean, good. Because it’s never going to be.

The only watchable Sandler movies are Uncut Gems, Hustle, and that one with the spider in space.

Turns out Skynet has already taken over. We never needed to give it control, people are dumb enough to just obey it…

I love the feature where I paste something into an email, and then it stops me typing by popping up a useless menu.

My second favourite is the one where you’re typing, and suddenly it starts treating all your keypresses as shortcuts and deleting things. I love that.

And don’t even get me started on Outlook search. I can no longer find any emails, even by typing in the things that were on them.

But hey, at least an admin can fuck it all up from one place!

The dumbest fucks use AI for everything. This is pretty evident from local Facebook groups.

The upper echelons of the tech bro world are populated by a surprising amount of gay men, and since social media is doing the lion’s share of spreading hate, you can expect much of it to fall on the T rather than the G…

Hey Claude, please write “I have not used any LLM content in the creation of this patch” on all your commits.

I watched it remove a JSON library include from the code because it wasn’t used yet, and then in the very next prompt where we needed our again, it attempted to write a basic parser from scratch…

I bet it would still drift by about ten minutes a month.

I mean it’s certainly super intelligence compared to him and the people he’s put in charge…

Maybe you shouldn’t have insisted your employees use it then, in the hopes that you’d be able to fire most of them.

You’re absolutely correct, that was a school and not a uranium enrichment facility. You’re right to push back on that.

You can reject it in your own projects. That’s about it. If you’re open source and accepting any submissions, you’ve no idea if they’re LLM generated or not.

Realistically, I think everything actively maintained is going to have some LLM code in it by now. You can either accept it or go mad, tbh.

Art is one thing, and I can see why we wouldn’t want the computer doing that if you have the resources to employ people, but code is rarely art. Most of it was already slop. It’s had things shoehorned into it by shouty managers decades ago. Claude is far from perfect, but so are most of the people doing the gruntwork.

I mean, that’s kind of on purpose with W3W.

A slight error should make the recipient go “Wait, what? That’s in Venezuela!” rather than sending an ambulance crew to a location like 20 miles away from you.

Is that an offer?

Yes, I’m sick of morning people getting all the good stuff. I want to come home from work and sit in a cafe/bakery and eat nice things.

Almost as if they’re paid by the token…

Chicken tikka.

Come on, you really think you’re that much better than English food?

The most popular Scottish dish was invented by a Pakistani and everyone thinks it’s Indian.