There’s three kinds of turds in this world. Mustard, Custard, and you ya big turd!..……run Brucey

I’m on the popcorn patch!

See your doctor to see if this prescription is right for you.

“Well doggies, Ain’t that something!”

         ~Jed Clampett~

Keep up the good fight!

I sense a smidgin of smartassativity in your statement! Correct me if I’m wrong.

Standin’ on the corner

Of Toulouse and Dauphine

Waitin’ on Marie-Ondine

I’m tryin’ to place a tune

Under a Louisiana moonbeam

On the planet of New Orleans…

Blowzo’s Circus is on the air!

M y

A ss

G ot

A rrested!

There wasn’t any blockade until Lord Feltersnatch started causing trouble!

I guess you’re going to tell me that a robot is doing all the stud service! Kinda jealous now.

M orons

A re

G overning

A merica!

Well I said it in an even matter!

Damn it, I never got to fly on it! Then again, I haven’t been on an airplane since 1977 so….

Hell, Republicans are doing a good job of that!

M orons

A re

G overning

A merica!

I grew an entire field of Fucks this year and unfortunately I’ve already run out of them. Oh well!

I don’t like the cut of his jib

The sumbitch thinks the White House is his personal crib!

Asshole Intelligence is going to be the end of us!

I’d probably have to put in a few extra hours a week to pay that back. Problem is, I’m retired!

The less you know

The less you have to do!