The Assman

So I did this last night after your comment. This morning it’s the consistency of yogurt. Maybe we have different definitions of “solid”.

It’s far from solid at room temp, not really liquid either. Hence the question.

How solid we talking 🤔 wondering about bacon grease

Looks like Mark Fuckerberg

Vegan vinyl is great. Once you get tired of the record you can slice it up and make pasta.

Nah, it’s coming right after the 2020 roadster

To my marketing industry colleagues, I’m so sorry you have to live like this. Join us in product development and rid yourself of the scourge that is clients.

Yeah, to be fair I need to print something like once a year. But every time I’m amazed that it just works.

I love my brain chip. It reminds me when to clean myself, when my bowels are acting up, and when I’m dead. It can even order products I don’t need on its own. Sure all those things can be handled with my own brain but I’m lazy.

- your grandkids in 2074

Same, and the only maintenance I’ve ever needed for mine is putting paper in it

The same reason AR15 rifles are different than muskets

I shit you not I have seen a job listing for forklift driver while looking for software jobs

Considering how poorly described the vast majority of software jobs are listed, I really can’t feel sorry for you lol

Just try searching “front end [insert your preferred title]” and see how many jobs are actually just frontend.

Haha yeah they called the woman, told her to buy a coffee in the drive thru and handle it in the most careless way possible. Here’s an idea: go buy a rake from Home Depot, set it on the ground, step on it, bonk your forehead, and sue Home Depot for damages. After all, they’re selling a dangerous product and if you use it irresponsibly, that’s on them.

All these armchair legal experts acting like her winning the case means she isn’t partly to blame are hilarious.

Look I probably hate McDonald’s more than any of you but as I see it:

• the woman ordered coffee in the drive thru in a vehicle with no cup holders
• held the cup between her knees rather than, ya know, placing it on a flat surface
• spilled the coffee on herself while taking off the lid

While McDonald’s:

• made the coffee too hot

It’s clear after the case that McDonald’s coffee was exceptionally hot, but there was clearly an irresponsible chain of decisions that led to her getting burnt.

The jury found that McDonald’s was 80% responsible. I just think it’s more like 50%.

when do we start blaming people for asking for such things?

On the same day that we start blaming people for spilling hot McDonald’s coffee on themselves

Epic (software company) has a really cool campus near Madison, WI where all of the buildings are different styles of architecture. One of them is a giant dairy barn.

https://www.epic.com/visiting/

Damn, wish I could get fired by ibm

“u good?”

My FBI agent after seeing that I read this post.

Okay where’s the link